4AM bleghs: television shows
- new series called america’s next top model held exclusively for lanky males and the winner dates me
- new series called X Factor where all bulky males get crucified and the winner is burnt at the stake
- the smell of burning baby flesh as infants crawl up searing hot escalator steps. landmines randomly placed to minimise competition
- corpses suspended from hooks off bus handrails as said bus jolts through rough terrain and is finally thrown off a cliff. bets are placed on the first body to hit the floor
